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LIES!

Don't make Kodos angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

┳━┳ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

%actualshrug%

%actualshrug%

%asktoask%

%dontasktoask%

In OpenOS, in the file `/home/.shrc` put a single shell command on each line

Use `!setmyavatar <url>`

http://www.badum-tish.com/

You boop {0} on the snoot.

%bots%

Our discord server has 2 bots, Corded and Natsumi, other bots aren't needed/allowed. IRC users have a bot tag because of the webhook that Corded uses.

https://i.imgur.com/VC7j2Bb.png

{r:1-200:little bug} on the wall. Take one down, patch it around. {r:1-200:little bug} on the wall.

Oh, well, bye I guess...

Dont let the door hit you on the way out!

https://ci.pc-logix.com/job/LanteaBot/changes

[lua] result = math.random(1,2) if result == 1 then print("Heads!") else print("Tails!") end

Corded is a relay between IRC and Discord. The user talking is between the <>

Cor​ded is a relay between IRC and Discord. It uses a webhook (most of the time) to send IRC messages to discord, which is why there is a Bot tag

https://github.com/CaitlynMainer/Yuri/

%stacktrace%

%stacktrace%

https://i.imgur.com/rN8eAKj.jpg

[action]deletes [nick]

Neither IRC nor the bot guarantee stuff arriving in the "right" order

https://discord.gg/0hVukoQ2KYm2aoXh

%cordedd%

%dont%

Seriously. Dont. Just no.

http://sol.gfxile.net/dontask.html

If you're using the curseforge launcher, don't. It ships and forces you to use an ancient version of Java which can't access most of the Internet due to changing cryptographic standards.

this is dyntest

[action]snatches it and eats it

function(time) local deadline = computer.uptime() + time while computer.uptime() < deadline do --[[ Handle events from computer.pullSignal(deadline - computer.uptime()) ]] end end

https://tinyurl.com/hop7yjm

https://tinyurl.com/jvog588

A Li​zzy (also known as an Elizabe​th) is a wild creature, usually cute and fluffy but if you find one in a bad mood it is advised to stay away. They can usually be found with a vifi​no.

This face?

https://i.imgur.com/m5alv45.gif

┌∩┐(◣ _ ◢)┌∩┐ {0}

(╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻

https://oc.cil.li

https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2

ACTION Gives {0} {1} cookies!

https://towerofawesome.org/oc_interface_assistant

https://i.imgur.com/V4lf3xp.jpg

Hello! Welcome to #oc! The one and only opencomputers channel! Please ask your questions directly (don't ask to ask) and provide error/code examples! (Use pastebin.com if theyre more than one line!) Dont mind the random conversation you might have walked into.

Dont let the door hit you on the way in!

{1} derp {2} smerp {3}

%yeshi%

[lua] hmm([nick])

https://youtu.be/XjlD6yYq5as

http://i.imgur.com/XoYgHyi.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XoYgHyi.gif

all the "bots" are real people, using the superior IRC chat protocol. https://youtu.be/O2rGTXHvPCQ

yes.

no.

No.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZrNLv76sCJQ/maxresdefault.jpg

%bye%

Kimiro is a tiny blue dragon (actually a metacreative construct operated as a telepresence by a much larger self) gifted with strength, creativity and lewdness to rival Inari. Caution: Sharp teeth and a predisposition to biting. Tastes of raspberry and balsamic vinegar.

[js]Math.floor(1.9) [lua]math.floor(1.9)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did inari do now?!

A Li​zzy (also known as an Elizabe​th) is a wild creature, usually cute and fluffy but if you find one in a bad mood it is advised to stay away. They can usually be found with a vifi​no.

[lua] return string.format("I have located the '{junk_or_item}' you asked for, it is at https://www.google.com/maps/@%f,%f,15z", (math.random(180000000) / 1000000 - 90), (math.random(180000000) / 1000000 - 90))

%oclogs%

[lua] print "Test"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/magic.gif

USERDIR\.gradle\caches\minecraft\net\minecraftforge\forge\FORGEVER\unpacked\conf

hai Kod​os

Hello {0} how are {1} this is a long test {2} not sure what to do {3}

[nick]

<@124625753240240132> <@125573811327205376> <@151259898313834496>

https://i.imgur.com/OIc8DRk.gif

https://i.imgur.com/Jt71lM6.png

%pil% %w% %tutorial%

No.

See %undefined

yes

https://ocdoc.cil.li/

{0} Please open a new issue here: https://github.com/MightyPirates/OpenComputers/issues/new

%oclogs%

https://irclogs.pc-logix.com/?dir=logs/%23oc

https://github.com/MightyPirates/OpenComputers/

%stats%

ohno

Still no.

-throws a shoe at Inari- Quiet down!

EVERYBODY PANIC!

[lua] setmetatable({},{__tostring=function() return "do this thing" end})

http://minecraft.pc-logix.com/pages/changelog

https://www.lua.org/pil/contents.html#P1

[lua] ponk "[nick]"

MichiBot: `%`, Corded: `.`, ocdoc: `~`

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. - Jamie Zawinski

Don't worry. I'm never gonna give you up