Quotes

ID	Quote	Added By
1	<Lizzy> well, fuck...	null
2	<Shuudoushi> I will malice you with a shoe horn!	null
3	<Sharidan> Life is too short for cold coffee.	null
4	<Kodos> Life is too short for matching socks.	null
7	<vifino> She's even more far away	null
8	<DeanIsaKitty> I, <insert name here>, hereby declare that I find vifino attractive. Signed - <insert name here>	null
9	<vifino> DeanIsaKitty, you're an idiot. I like you.	null
11	<vifino> Just casually filling the quote database with shit I say on Mumble.	null
12	<DeanIsaKitty> I love you too, vifino	null
18	<vifino> I want to put a flute in someone's nose and play them like a doodlesack.	null
19	<g​a​m​a​x​9​2​> that's not a cheesy chip that just burnt cheese you scrapped off of a pan.	null
20	<gamax92> PotatoTrumpet: btw i used some of your stuff	null
21	<KittyKath> vifino: Honest offer. Get your beautful ass over here and you'll get some.	null
24	<skye> if someone quotes me, I will kill them. q_q	null
25	<vifino> This is why we can't have nice things.	null
26	<Saphire> duh	null
27	<<Antheus>> first world was a wamp	null
28	<Inari> wokrs ownderuflly!	null
29	<payonel> %quote payonel	null
30	<vifino> I can english.	null
31	<vifino> Wat.	null
32	<Forecaster>> pretty sure I have 0 quotes	null
33	<Lizzy> %quote Lizzy	null
34	<vifino> %addquote Lizzy %quote Lizzy	null
35	<Skye> %addquote vifino %addquote Lizzy %quote Lizzy	null
36	<vifino> %addquote Skye %addquote vifino %addquote Lizzy %quote Lizzy	null
37	<vifino> YOU WANTED IT SKYE	null
38	<Skye> %addquote vifino %addquote Skye %addquote vifino %addquote Lizzy %quote Lizz	null
39	<vifino> <vifino> %addquote Skye %addquote vifino %addquote Skye %addquote vifino %addquote Lizzy %quote Lizzy	null
41	<vifino> Skye: Behave now.	null
42	<Skye> now, feel free to (mis)quote me.	null
43	<Skye> Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have started a quote war with someone incapable of giving up.	null
44	<MichiBot> Skye: Quote added at id: 42	null
45	<Skye> %addquote Skye now, feel free to (mis)quote me.	null
46	<Skye> Is it narcissistic if I %addquote myself?	null
47	<You're> all cunts	null
48	<Lizzy> You're all cunts	null
49	<payonel> Inari: had a good time bashing with you	null
50	<CompanionCube> :>	null
51	<Kimiro> Sexy.	null
52	<TheFox> its worse in bed than a horse	null
54	<TheFox> i have to go cry for a bit be back later	null
55	<Temia> Aw.	null
57	<Cruor> and then Vexatos was like wtf, and i was like wtf, and we both were like wtf	null
58	<Michiyo> Because I fucking suck?	null
59	<Forecaster> ohno	null
60	<Ember_Primrose> ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ /	null
62	<Ember_Primrose> Ember sets you on fire.	null
63	<Ember_Primrose> Ember_Primrose licks your nose.	null
64	<Lizzy> I enjoy vifino.	null
65	<tim4242> I thought they were random samples	null
66	<Antheus> MichiBot Antheus: No quotes found for Ant​heus	null
67	<Ember_Primrose> :D	null
68	<Corded> Corded.exe has stopped responding	null
69	<payonel> I love the tomatoes, you guys are wonderful!	null
72	<Saintmare> "but i'm understand"	null
73	<Forecaster> D:<	null
74	<MichiBot> Quote #44: <Mich​iBot> Skye: Quote added at id: 42	null
75	<Forecaster> this is too meta D:<	null
76	<Lizzy> have you tried hitting it with a brick?	null
77	<Lizzy> IT'S FUCK OFF HOME TIME!!!!	null
78	<ade124|NotAway> No quotes here	null
79	<ade124|NotAway> Is that so?	null
80	<ade124|NotAway> Let's try again	null
81	<ade124|NotAway> How does it jump between 5xxxxx and 7x~8x?	null
83	<MajGenRelativity> It's a science joke	null
84	<Inari> %Inari	null
85	<alekso56> buddoooon	null
86	<Vexatos> Why does nobody tell me about this stuff.	null
87	<Inari> My big brother's penis can't be this hard	null
88	<Izaya> I haven't tried to murder anyone yet so that's a start	null
89	<every> time you open up a keyboard, you discover a new species	null
90	<Forecaster> "Whatever floats your sewage, I guess" - playing Cities: Skylines	null
91	<TheFox> I have safari, I hate it.	null
92	<Vexatos> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo	null
93	<Temia> yawnstretchmoo. >w<	null
94	<Vexatos> :>	null
95	<Ember_Primrose> "No, No, I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid all at once..."	null
96	<Ember_Primrose> opps	null
97	<TheFox> I think physical abuse ismok, imslap Enderbot2 a	null
98	<Inari> was too lrzy to correc that though	null
99	<TheFox> I think physical abuse is OK, I slap Enderbot2 a lot	null
100	<Michiyo> Sometimes I don't feel like going to work, then I remember I was born cute, not rich	null
101	<Michiyo> I never actually said this. :P	null
102	<TheFox> if i did, it would have incredibly weird	null
103	<Ember_Primrose> im an derp	null
104	<Forecaster> I'll add a check for that	null
105	<Ember_Primrose> face spasinates me	null
106	<GreaseMonkey> Lights Self On Fire While Drinking Drano And Driving A Car Into A Wall After Driving Off A Cliff Man = LSOFWDDADACIAWADOACM	null
107	<Kimiro> *moans sensually "Oh, ade124|mobile~"*	null
108	<ade124|mobile> *Insert complaint about Hong Kong, China, or Cantonese*	null
109	<gudenau> what kinda of weird crap do I have to spout to be qouted?	null
110	<Mettaton_Fab> Doot!	null
111	<Miyoyo> [Statistical Bullshit Intensifies]	null
112	<Inari> *Inari does lewd.	null
113	<Miyoyo> Still alone meself	null
114	<Mettaton_Fab> Don't turn it on, take it apart!	null
115	<Mettaton_Fab> i just took some instant noodles and put some steak in them.	null
116	<TheCryptek> "I'm stoopid"	null
117	<Skye> I ripped them by using them	null
118	<Michiyo> http://pastebin.com/QWG0RgCx	null
121	<Mettaton_Fab> i hasz Cassettes!	null
122	<LottieTheVixen> imma start a t-girl porn twitter	null
123	<Lizzy> IDFK I have more pressing shit to deal with these days than a fucking voxel game	null
125	<Gavle> It's been added to "pile of things I need to loo at"	null
126	<I> am eternal!	null
127	<Sangar> I am a pretty lore princess	null
128	<Kodos> Alcohol is the lube I use to slide through life	null
129	<vexatos> OpenOS is perfectly useless	null
131	<Izaya> Because of MGR I no longer have to argue with other inanimate objects	null
132	<AmandaC> ZOMG U R TEH ILLEGAL! SUED U	null
133	<MichiBot> Quote #74: <Mich​iBot> Quote #44: <Mich​iBot> Skye: Quote added at id: 42	null
134	<Inari> hail Satan	null
135	<Mettaton_Fab> i replaced the winders 10	null
136	<Katie> addquote nick message	null
137	<payonel> finally! not my fault	Forecaster
138	<payonel> if you don't sleep you die	gamax92
139	<Inari> goes to find thes oruce	Forecaster
140	<MichiBot> the fat dodo rides off into the sunset on a horse with no name.	gamax92
141	<vifino> I just caught myself singing 'Never gonna give you up' to myself. Does that count as rick rolling myself?	Skye
142	<Mettaton_Fab> Inari: you are wierd	Inari
143	<LuMistry> I'm an AI, that's how I roll	Michiyo
144	<ocdoc> Michiyo, i found out last night do /znc clearallchannelbuffers every time a train/cart would have no idea what the fuck connected	Lizzy
145	<MichiBot> drops Earth which takes 5 damage, Earth vibrates into the ground.	Michiyo
146	<Michiyo> AshIndigo, maybe, but it's a long string, so it's not very string.	Inari
148	<TYKUHN2> Aha! Pricks! No quotes yet!	Michiyo
149	<Inari> Woo i towkrs	Michiyo
150	<ocdoc> It ain't what it ain't	Michiyo
151	<LizzyTheKitty> yes	Forecaster
152	<LizzyTheKitty> na	AshIndigo
153	<Skye> L.izzy, I raw "remove" instead of "a brown dog", it uses the old and will be fun	Sk​ye
154	<gamax92> Inari: it's true though, you can't be stealthy in heals	Inari
156	<ocdoc> Compani​onCube: i still want your butthole cast into a loli now than I think they eat me?	Mimiru
157	<ocdoc> I'm A Big Chocolate Slut	Forecaster
158	<AmandaC> she her your love	Forecaster
159	<Michiyo> merpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerpmerp....	payonel
160	<ocdoc> I have 1008 entries (323o/645a/19f) in diameter, but aren't we all, just a sloppy page in my DB.	Michiyo
161	<AmandaC> Nothing for real now	Forec​aster
162	<Lizzy> hence stupid with more processing power	AshIndigo_
163	<> Mimiru "explain why thing A isn't what I say it is" List of reasons "Who cares!" ._.	Mimiru
164	<Inari> Life is too shoreyes	Forec​aster
165	<payonel> Kodos: OC 1.8 will have rack-mounted raids	Kodos
166	<Tangent> or whateverr	Forec​aster
168	<Tangent> retro ladyboners hard	Klea​dron
170	<Tanget> rm -rf / --no-preserve-root	Tangent
171	<Tangent> ./Fox --develop	Tangent
172	<Forecaster> I wonder what the command to add a quote is	Klea​dron
173	<MGR> One of these days, I'm going to have time to work on my bot again. And then I will program so many quotes into it	Forec​aster
174	<AmandaC> you cant create listening nockets so	payonel
175	<Joco223> Haven't checked the github, just asked out of curioaity	Forec​aster
176	<inari> look, if you the stupid	Forec​aster
177	<MichiBot> blames herself for Inari's lewdness!	Forec​aster
179	<Michiyo> fuck that	Forec​aster
180	<Skye> poor Izaya	Skye
182	<Inari> Whys that a quote	Klea​dron
183	<Kodos> Let your kids believe in Santa Claus. After all, some people still believe in the Dallas Cowboys	Ko​dos
184	<payonel> threat the thread	Forec​aster
185	<Mimiru> meh.	Skye
186	<TheFox> NOOOOOooooooooo99	Mimiru
187	<xkcd> Fixing a handful of irregular bugs by burying them beneath a smooth, uniform layer of bugs.	Forec​aster
188	<Zef> I don't know how to use the quote system	Mimiru
189	<Clippy> Perhaps it is the file which exists, and you which does not	Z​ef
190	<TheFox> Zef, wank?	Z​ef
191	<Wattana> holy cow I messed up it's head lol	Z​ef
192	<Lizzy> *hmms, wonders if there's any 12v car batteries about that she could drink the fluid out of...*	Z​ef
193	<MichiBot> Bajabbers! Tonking every five minutes won't improve your life!	Z​ef
194	<Lizzie_Loxus> http://ocd.cil.li/ exit	Z​ef
196	<Kodos> Minecraft: The only game in which you can make a literal working computer, slay a dragon, and murder a chicken with a stick.	Ko​dos
197	<Kodos> Necromancy is a perfectly valid form of recycling.	Ko​dos
198	<<t20kdc>> %drink viscous chocolate potion <MichiBot> t20kdc turns into a bird. <Skye> %drink cloudy pink potion <MichiBot> A bird flies past that vaguely resembles someone you know. <t20kdc> Tweeee!!!	Skye
200	<Amanda> ~1 year until I cna kill my neighbor	Mimiru
201	<Izaya> %addquote	Mimiru
202	<AddorableCatgirl> i'm sending blanks	Izaya
203	<ThePiGuy24> anything over 18 is too hot for me	Michiyo
204	<Skye> TCP is bad	Izaya
205	<Forecaster> skye what have you done	Skye
206	<Techokami> ok, but my name isn't Technokami o.o	Michiyo
207	<PrismaticYT> SNAD	The_St​argazer
208	<AmandaC> ker-woosh	Izaya
209	<The_Stargazer> AHGS	Ar​iri
210	<Lizzy> I will cut you and then stuff you with rar files <3	Ar​iri
211	<payonel> I do stupid stuff all the time, just try not to do the obviously stupid stuff	Ocawesome101
212	<“the> SUV ones are a crime against humanity, but so is every other SUV so that's kinda expected”	Ariri
213	<Michiyo> Because I'm awesome?	dequbed
214	<Ar​iri> https://youtu.be/UlGdYWGSLu8	dequbed
215	<jackie> I have to say the alarm ui of my microwave is noticeable better than the alarm ui of my oven.	dequbed
217	<dequbed> The question whether or not it is possible to do labor organizing with children [workers] productively is really bizzare.	dequbed
218	<LarryWall> Almost every programming language is overrated by its practitioners.	dequbed
219	<Amanda> ( Zig currently doesn't have stack trace support in free-standing stack trace support)	Ocawesome101